This Weeks Winner is Psycho "Richard" Whitmore
POW once woke up next to Audrey Hepburn with a splitting head ache and wearing nothing but a fireman's jacket. The year was 1961, Breakfast At Tiffany's was clearing up at the cinemas and POW was going through his world famous wear nothing but a fireman's jacket phase (this isn't simple boasting its going somewhere so stick with me, still THE Audrey Hepburn! POW broke that filly in, if you know what I mean!) (just to be clear in the previous set of brackets I'm talking about sex). Anyway after running out without saying goodbye to the "late?" Miss Hepburn (is she dead? according to wikipedia….. yes she is! And by a way to! Wow POW should of sent flowers) POW visited the local paper shoppe to read the match reports for the games he had missed (as he had spent the weekend in the thrall of the irreplaceable Miss Hepburn RIP). The reason I'm recounting this story is that these are the last set of match reports POW can remember reading where the referee didn't have a influence on the result of the fixture. To often these days the talent of the teams involved is secondary to the whim of the ref, he can change the entire game with one moment of lapsed concentration. Now don't get POW wrong he knows that ref's do an impossible job and they have no way to excel, but with the stakes ever increasing making every game worth millions of pounds so many mistakes can no longer be afforded. In this day and age where we can put a hat on a monkey surely there must be some way for the best and brightest to get together and come up with a system to eliminate human error from the biggest sport in the world.
Psycho scoops up this weeks P.O.W. like a hungry JCB (I don't get it either). With Steve romping clear like Simba when he's being chased in that stampede that eventually kills Mufasa Mustafa his father, Psycho seems to be the only one in with a chance of catching him. Can Psycho close the gap on Steve and become the man we all want him to be? Much like Simba had to when he had to leave the forest behind and take his place as king, (god POW loves Lion King). So can Psycho do it? That is up to him and his freakishly large genitals to decide!
Round of applause to you Psycho
This POW is dedicated to the memory of Audrey Hepburn
