This Weeks Winner is Rob Hodgetts
POW was once date raped by Sophie Ellis Bextor, god it feels good to get that off his chest, it all started at party in Zinidine Zidane's mansion in the hills of his native France, the party was in full swing when all of a sudden Ricky Martin starts kicking off and waving a knife at anyone who doesn't sing the course to "She Bangs". Luckily, POW has a great affinity with fading 90's pop stars and was able to calm him down, Miss Bextor was so impressed that she slipped a little something in POWs drink and took POWs innocence, but upon reflection it was a small price to pay I suppose if POW hadn't of stepped in it could of been murder on Zidane's Floor!!! Boom! Boom! You having that?! Hey?! Bet you all thought that was going no where then, bang! There's the punch line! Just Like being kicked in the groin by a monkey! Anyway now that your all relaxed we can get on to business, POW would like to say how sorry he is that Dean Ashton has been forced to retire, sad stuff for a very talented player. POW knows a thing or 2 about injuries he was once fully decapitated. Sadly Injuries are the one thing that every club can rely on through out a season, they can be the great equaliser or turn a dream season turn into a nightmare. And until all of the players have been replaced by super intelligent robots (which may not be as far away as it sounds) injuries will always be part and parcel of the game.
This weeks POW goes to Bob for not only winning the week but for collecting 4 5 pointers along the way. 5 pointers are the holy grail of The Predicta League and with Bob collecting snow many he's shown that he's serious about showing that last season was a blip. The first ever silver medallist in the Predicta League means business this season, and anyone who wants to be champion is going to have to go through Bob!
Round of applause to you Bob
