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This Weeks Winner Is Steven Thacker

Ahoy! Captain POW here, welcoming to you to the column that Elvis Presley once described the only thing keeping him from taking a rifle to the top of a tower and shutting up those voices once and for all. Speaking of Elvis, could who ever received his estate after he died give POW back his blue suede shoes, its been 40 years now and the joke is getting old. Speaking off not returning belongings POW never did give Marilyn Monroe her virginity back! Oh! Anyway enough about 1950's celebrities were here for a reason. Hmm but what to write about.... topic.... topic... Oh! I know, goal celebrations! Yeah that will do! Great aren't they? With the obvious exception of those stupid dance ones (that only seem to be done by black players? Its like there rubbing it in our faces!). But while they can be hit and miss most organised celebrations always add a bit to the game, So POW would like to encourage players to spend less time working on set pieces and more time learning how to quickly and safely construct a human pyramid.

2 wins in 2 for the thack have seen him close in on 5th place Bob it has also put some daylight between him and arch rival Robert. Steven won the rookie of the year award last year and he has taken that momentum and used it to turn into a crafty veteran this season. If he can carry on this form the rest of the league may yet be reeling from one hell of a Thack Attack!

Round of Applause for Steven