Adolf Hitler

"POW lives his life like a candle in the wind" - Sir Elton John

One of the Brothers from Bros

"POW taught me what it is to love, but also what it is to hate" - Dame Judy Dench

Alfred Hitchcock

"POW can dance, I mean really dance, he once saved the lives of 14 hostages with a single jive, now that's dancing" - Sir Anthony Hopkins

Ronnie O'Sullivan

"You tell that SOB he owes me 10 quid!" Gordon Banks OBE

Shadow Minister Eric Pickles

"POW knocked out a camel with a single blow once, humps went down faster than the titanic, which isn't surprising as that took several hours" - Sir Ranulph Fiennes

El Santo

"We were in a mexican prison and in for the bumming of a lifetime, but then who appears waving the sombrero that started the whole mess? POW! That whiley bastard saved my Arse, literaly!" - Sir Sean Connery

14 postmen

"I'm not Gay but I would be for him" - Dame Helen Mirren

Japanese Comedian Kitano Takeshi

Noel Edmunds

POW fought in the FIrst Battle of Marne in WW1.

4 of the Jackson 5

POW cut the ribbon at the grand opening of the Louvre Pyramid.

Ed Tudor Pole

POW has survived 8 Hurricanes, 3 Tsunamis and a Stampede

The Entire Cast of the 1994 Broadway Production of Cats

POW once spent a drug addled weekend with Kurt Cobain in April 1994, he can't remember much beyond playing a game of shotgun tig.

POW was singled handedly responsibly for victory at the Battle of Little Bighorn.

Dean Martins Personal Assistant

A Camel

The movie Jurassic Park is loosely based on POW's life.

POW was in Moscow for the Russian Revolution, he once famously told Joseph Stalin to come out of his shell a bit more.

A Python named Clyde

POW's fued with Dick Van Dyke has gone on for so long no one living remembers what started it.